We had a lovely meal this evening: squirrel steak, pond scum (the gravy, with floaty bits), congealed blood (the red sauce), children’s teeth (the yellow bits), and, rather boringly, mashed potato. You really don’t want to know how it tasted 🙂
And the Steele family ate it all happily:
(OK, so it was really turkey steak, gravy with floaty bits and cranberry sauce. Teenagers’ ideas can really put you off your food!)